The best dick pics, in my humble opinion, are those sent after receiving some form of consent or at least an indicator the person would like to see it. The fact that sending unsolicited dick pics has become so ubiquitous in the gay community is kind of insane when you think about it. And a final note about sending the perfect dick pic: Now, sending an unsolicited picture of your penis with semen dripping from it: yes, very hot, but also, really fucking aggressive. To be honest, sending a dick pic is already somewhat aggressive, but we’ve pretty much normalized this in the gay community. While they can be hot, just know they’re aggressive. Pictures with precum (or cum) are a little too aggressive. It sets the mood, too, because most likely we’ll be banging in a bed.Ħ. Taking a dick pic on your bed is both sexy and classic. Let me take a pic.” And since I’m not a man into watersports, this isn’t really a turn on for me. I now know you just peed and thought to yourself, “Wow, my dick is looking kinda nice right now. I couldn’t tell you the number of dick pics I receive with a penis hovering above an open toilet.
Also important for your dick pic: setting.īe at one with your surroundings. We want to be able to see your junk clearly, so please don’t send a pic that requires I put on night-vision goggles.ĥ. It doesn’t matter whether you’re taking a dick pic, a wedding photo or a portrait of your grandmother - every picture ever needs good lighting. But if it’s specifically a dick pic, then no.
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That’s a full nude, as opposed to a dick pic.
(And it’s not doing you any favors.) If you’re doing a whole body shot, your face included, then this is acceptable. What’s with the half-chub pics I get? Unless you plan on having sex with me without being fully erect, I have no reason to see your penis at half-mast. But I also get my chest, abs and arms in the dick pic by doing that, all while still focusing on my junk. First, it’s not an angle that’s seen often, so I get *creative bonus points*.
I bend over, have my hand underneath my junk, and take the photo upwards. I also know my penis looks fabulous with an underneath shot. I know the left side of my face is my better side. Your dick with your hand nicely wrapped around its base. Your penis needs to be put into perspective, and you can do this by showing off some other parts of your body: Your dick and your chest. For one, it gives no sense of its actual size. Zoom out.ĭon’t show me a zoomed-in picture of your penis. Here are 6 tips to snapping the perfect dick pic: 1. Today I would like to bring out the inner artist in you. Now, I’m not going to say there’s a skill to taking the perfect dick pic, but it is an art.
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(Though, to be honest, some of them do.) They just don’t know how to take a dick pic in a manner that flatters their most exciting organ. I don’t think these men have ugly penises. Yet I receive so many dick pics that are just … bad. “Hello, how are you? Here’s a picture of my penis.” Whether we like it or not, sending a dick pic has become the virtual handshake for many gay men, especially on the apps.